Ainda nem há dez minutos partilhava como o regresso da rubrica da Joana Marques já me estava a deixar com uma baixa tolerância a estupidez, e abro o Threads e aparece-me isto!!!

Foda-se! Parem o mundo que eu quero sair!!!

A woman identified as Ossanda Liber, Minister of the Colonies, is seated at a desk signing a document while a man looks on, with various colonial-era items and a bust of Salazar in the background.

Sabes que és uma pessoa de meia idade quando os concertos a que vais são em igrejas. Há menos de um mês: Penelope Trappes (ok, foi num festival gótico). E hoje: Ana Roxanne.

A dimly lit church interior features a person seated near the altar, surrounded by architectural arches and religious statues.

Mountains on my laptop…

A dimly lit workspace features a computer monitor displaying scenic mountain landscapes and a video call, with a keyboard, mouse, and scattered papers on the desk.

I have too many cameras…

…said no photographer ever.

Several black cameras are clustered together, showcasing their top dials and controls.

A Helena ficou melindrada com uma montra e diz que não compra mais livros na Bertrand. Será que a Bertrand vai responder à altura e deixar de vender os livros dela?

A bookstore window display prominently features multiple copies of a book titled Israel by Bell Burden, with accompanying text describing it as a devastating and morally rigorous analysis of the ethical collapse of Israel.

Alguém conhece o jornalista d’A Bola Redação?

A woman with light hair tied back and wearing a white shirt is seen holding her hand near her face.A female tennis player is smiling and holding a large trophy plate, while another player looks on.

Claude down, does this mean no more work today?!

Claude Status reports elevated errors on several models with updates on identification, investigation, and monitoring of fixes as of July 21, 2026.

Estava a fazer um gin tónico, é que está calor, e ouço festejos de golo da janela. Lá vou eu para a sala ver o golo do Brasil… Ainda vejo o Haaland a meter lá dentro, bendito atraso da Livemode! Pensava que era o único a torcer pela Noruega aqui 😉

A soccer match broadcast shows Norway leading Brazil 1-0 at 79:20 minutes, with Norwegian players celebrating in the foreground and a glass of water silhouetted against the screen.

Really need a friend with AC…

The weather forecast shows a clear and sunny day with a current temperature of 37°C, no chance of precipitation, and hourly temperatures gradually decreasing from 35°C at 18:00 to 29°C at 22:00.

Quando achas que não é possível baixar mais o nível da parvoíce.

Há um sismo horrível na Venezuela e o que é que a CMtv faz?…

A crowd watches a dramatic earthquake simulation with visuals of buildings on fire inside a museum in Lisbon.