Dave In Portugal has a neat video about the culture shock of his four years living in Portugal, but cherry on top of it has to be this Quim Barreiros moment! A scenic village view is overlaid with the quote: I put the car in, take the car out whenever I want. what a tight little garage what a sweet woman.

Fartura power! #feiradaluz

A sugar-coated churro is wrapped in a napkin with a bite taken out of it.

I’ve lost track the amount of times I’m going to open the app formerly known as Twitter and end up opening Fujifilm’s app. At least I use Twitter less and less often.

Two app icons featuring stylized X logos, with the left labeled "X" and the right labeled "XApp" under "FUJIFILM".

There goes the weekend…

A bowl contains a colorful mix of roasted peppers and chopped onions with a metal spoon.A plate of food featuring a grilled fish, boiled potatoes, and a colorful mix of fresh tomatoes and vegetables.A collection of snail shells is scattered on a white plate with some liquid and a wooden toothpick.A plate of risotto with chunks of meat and a creamy, brown sauce.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

A computer screen displays a BIOS update process with the message "Begin Flashing" and a total block count of 4096.

Aqui no bairro os passeios estão carregados de pilaretes, para a malta não estacionar no passeio, excepto junto às passadeiras. Estão a imaginar o que acaba por acontecer, certo? Hoje foi mais óbvio por estar um Lamborghini azulão…

Até sempre cãopanheiro…

High tower

A tall building with a prominent central staircase and warm sunlight casting shadows on its facade.

Turn it on

A light switch is surrounded by lush green foliage and plants.
Four different news-style images feature headlines and individuals, with two related to senior dating and two from CNN Portugal discussing diverse topics.

Isto de o site da CNN Portugal meter publicidade pelo meio tem destas coisas, aqui deve ser o algoritmo a ir buscar anúncios relacionados com “senhores de idade” e “Ucrânia”.